Text 21 Aug 398 notes Wanky wanky

shitmystudentswrite:

My people (Mexicans) were made when the Mexicans were slaves to the French, and the French kept going wanky wanky with their slaves, and then they made Spain.  And Abraham Lincoln. 

omg i love to say wanky wanky.

Text 21 Aug 271 notes Ancient artifacts

shitmystudentswrite:

Hippies and CDs are both things from America’s past.

Text 21 Aug 387 notes It’s an exit, not an entrance.

shitmystudentswrite:

The pelvis of a female tends to be larger and wider than males for the passage of a child, hopefully during childbirth.

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Chat 18 May 12,533 notes
  • thor: f is for friends who do stuff together
  • thor: u is for you and me
  • thor: n is for anywhere at any time at all HERE IN THE GOLD CITY
  • loki: ..f is for FIRE that burns down the whole town
  • loki: u is for uranium (PATHETIC HUMAN BOMBS)
  • loki: n is for NO SURVIVORS, WHEN I
  • thor: LOKI THAT'S NOT WHAT FUN IS ABOUT
Text 18 May 17,763 notes Here’s a friendly reminder:

homoerotics:

caffeinatedfeminist

-You cannot be sexist toward men. Sexism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against men but you CANNOT be sexist toward them.

-You cannot be racist towards white people. Racism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against white people but you CANNOT be racist toward them.

This is not difficult.

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Quote 18 Jan 11 notes
A cause is an object precedent and contiguous to another, and so united with it, that the idea of the one determines the mind to form the idea of the other, and the impression of the one to form a more lively idea of the other
— David Hume, Treatise of human nature (via welcomekirk)
Quote 18 Jan 3 notes
Here therefore is a kind of contradiction between the different principles of human nature, which enter into religion. Our natural terrors present the notion of a devilish and malicious deity: Our propensity to adulation leads us to acknowledge an excellent and divine. And the influence of these opposite principles are various, according to the different situation of the human understanding…
But as men farther exalt their idea of their divinity, it is their notion of his power and knowledge only, not of his goodness, which is improved.
—  David Hume (The Natural History of Religion)
Quote 18 Jan 3 notes
My studious disposition, my sobriety, and my industry, gave my family a notion that the law was a proper profession for me; but I found an insurmountable aversion to every thing but the pursuits of philosophy and general learning; and while they fancied I was poring upon Voet and Vinnius, Cicero and Virgil were the authors which I was secretly devouring.
— 

David Hume, My Own Life, 1777

If this man were alive today he’d be my husband already.

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